Oh I lawd! :P
And this.. This is why I love dogs :P
Sticks and stones may break my bones…
I lold
Oh lawd
My-gay-thighs.. a tribute
blink-182 wisdom
| Mark: | Alot of people don't know this but the average testicle produces 7000 sperm a second. |
| Tom: | I'm already up to 10.. Do you guys wanna see my sperm? I got a couple here.. They're on Mark's teeth. |
| Mark: | They're only on my teeth cos I ate out your mum, you fucking asshole! |
| Tom: | Yeah? Well you eat your dad's butt and enjoy it |
| Mark: | Yeah you suck your dad's cock, fucking asshole. |







